I’ve read countless stories of criminals confessing, bragging, or just generally discussing criminal activity on social media. One of their stories of being a typical dumb criminal graces the “Social Media News” sections of this blog.
Oddly enough, my niece, is using her degree to hunt down dead beat dads through social media. I’m sure they gloat as much as someone who just committed a felony.
So, a note for the deviants of the world, not that any read this blog… Keep it up, there’s no way the police are looking at your facebook page.
Happy clicking, (even if you’re incarcerated)
Keith
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Interesting Pins on Pinterest:
Dracula’s Dentures (food) – http://bit.ly/NcOtpZ
rainbow water drop (photo) – http://bit.ly/NcOvhv
doggie basket? (humor) – http://bit.ly/NcOzhk
Photography joke – http://bit.ly/NcOCK8
Social Media News:
Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Joins Instagram, Posts Pics – http://on.mash.to/OsyPsE
Facebook has more than 83 million ‘fake’ users – http://bit.ly/N0RE61
Facebook shares hit new low, 43% below IPO price – http://usat.ly/OkxcNN
Facebook Has 955 Million Active Users — Still Shy of a Billion – http://on.mash.to/O3rLQs
‘Advanced Pimpin’ on Facebook Derails Woman’s Legal Case – http://on.mash.to/MK9vjm
Twitter TV – coming to a screen near you soon – http://bit.ly/PQ3nVE
Facebook Refuses to Remove Fan Pages for Colorado Killer – http://bit.ly/NcOTgd
Quotes:
Ok. So I didn’t realize the swimmers had a button to push in the pool when they finish a race. I honestly thought the guys standing over the edges in suits peering down were seeing who touched the edge first. TOTAL BLONDE MOMENT!
If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood !!
News Headlines from Fellsmere: 2 Chickens killed and in separate hit and run incidents. Never a dull moment.
Every morning Mrs. Poof fights me for my cereal bowl. I think she’s a pig not a cat!
This Old Lady at Walgreens just said, “Get Out of My Way!!! You Ruffian!!! ” Funny!!! 😉
So (redacted) walks into the bathroom at the restaurant and says to herself oh wow they put urnials in the ladies room for little boys with their mommys… oh wait. OH NO! Wrong bathroom! It’s okay she says: I didn’t see any danglies. Danglies? I think she cut school during health class.