I’ve made my share of stupid comments to my wife, sometimes even while she was holding sharp objects. But the post under “quotes” is a doosey. Happy clicking,
Keith***
Top YouTube Videos:
Mommy’s Nose is Scary! – http://youtu.be/N9oxmRT2YWw
Shannon Brown switch-hand dunk against New Orleans 3-27-11 – http://youtu.be/ARTVPTZ-uVw
Social Media News:
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50 signs you’re addicted to Twitter – http://bit.ly/h4ccNm
Quotes:
“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.”
“I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
“Have you ever noticed that the story behind The Wizard of Oz is just about two women fighting over a pair of shoes!”
“My husband, being unhappy with my occasional mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his [deleted] forehead.”
“A completely rotten day ends with this mother’s most sincere wish come true: “Mom, you know how much I love reading, how much I love books?” No, how much Greg? “Well, let’s just say about an inch less than I love you.” Pinch me.”
